Weird Realisation

Other than trying to make bread, I have also been trying to make cakes lately. As I was mixing the ingredients the other day, I have a weird realisation..


As cheap, abundance and simple as it is an egg, milk, and some flour. I realised that the world as we know it would be so different without them, probably to the point of collaspe if these staples were suddenly taken away..

For example.. there would be no such things as bread, which means no Subway, KFC, McDonalds, Burger King/Hungry Jack, kebabs... How would we snack, and what happened to the usual daily sandwiches for lunch? 

In addition, there would be no butter and no such things as omelets, cakes, pastries, muffins, and cheesecakes..! OMG! Baking would just be an industrial term for metals or rather. There would also be no infant formulas (good lord!), no Starbucks/Coffee Beans/Gloria Jeans (unless Long/Short Black in your thing)... AND the list would go on.

Last but not least, the human joy as we know it (that makes us obese) would probably come to an end....

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"Good Luck with Money"

Good Luck with Money by Bill Bonner. An short investment read about luck, but what I find most fascinating is the below, a more precise compilation of what often happens with lotto winners. So *ahem*, don't become a statistic, should you win lotto, just don't tell, root cause of the problem solved.

" As Bret Harte said, "The only sure thing about luck is that it will change." And it certainly has a way of kicking you in the derriere.

If you're lucky enough to win the lottery, you should watch your back. Almost all lottery winners are broke within a year or two. Many are broker than they were before they won the lottery. Because their good luck causes them to miscalculate.

There was a story about one lottery winner in the press here in London last week. He had won millions of pounds. Feeling lucky, he invested in a number of enterprises suggested by friends, relatives and total strangers - all failed. He married a much younger woman - who later left him (taking with her the house he bought for her). He invested on the advice of analysts and advisors - who naturally turned out to be idiots. And he lent money to people who, naturally, couldn't pay it back. He was in the news because he had been arrested for attacking one of his old friends while trying to collect a debt (he needed the money to pay his rent!)

Evelyn Adams won the New Jersey lottery twice - in 1985 and 1986. Talk about luck! She won $5.4 million in total. But don't go looking for Evelyn in a Beverly Hills or Palm Beach mansion. She lives in a trailer.

"Everybody wanted my money. Everybody had their hand out," she says.

Or take the case of William "Bud" Post. He won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery in 1988. Think he's fixed for life?

"I wish it never happened. It was totally a nightmare," says Post.

Within a year he was $1 million in debt and had to declare bankruptcy. Now, he is said to live on food stamps."

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Product Cycles

Everything goes through cycles I think. Often an accelerated growth, followed by things getting a bit out of control, then over time things will get a bit more mature before it eventually declines. 


Anyway. My point is..

We have our teenage years, and its time where we have to grow up.

Media creativity and its advertising and fair trading laws.

Fast moving consumer goods and its design and food safety regulations.

Additive substances and its ban and Sales Tax.

Often comes with an initiation - like a food dye that makes your food oh so pretty, followed by a need for control - the food dye causes cancer.. OMG! 

I think with the recent financial meltdown.. the sublime loans, Madoff type Ponzi schemes, overpaid executive, and ultimately tax payer money to maneuver these companies out of the mess and retirees having to go back to work. The financial sector is no exception, it requires proper control in place, and it's our retirement money I am talking about!

"FINANCIAL products should be treated like medicines and sold to consumers only when they are certified safe to prevent a repeat of last year's financial meltdown, the world's central bankers said on Monday." - Reuters.

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Calling the Quits

Went to the movies last night. Not my usual kind of movie, but it was rather enjoyable and relaxing. And I've noticed that no matter what movies they are, there's always something to take away, like a catch; like the moral of the story, or "I shall return!".. etc.


In the movie. Sandra Bullock eventually quit on the proposal and called off the wedding. Because *as expectedly* she fell in love with Ryan Reynolds, and she can no longer bear the thoughts of spoiling his life for her own sake. But by quitting, the family realised that she really loves him, because otherwise she wouldn't have quit and left him. And tada.. the happily ever after ending.

This movie reminds me of Paul Arden's books. "Whatever you think, think the opposite", in which his said, "Resign. It's the way to show you mean business". If you know you're constantly fighting a battle and losing, maybe it's time to let go.

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Hangover

" Thousands of years ago, man discovered alcohol; the next day he discovered the hangover." - Natalie Maclean


What causes a hangover headache?

Apparently the body dehydrates (the water leaves your body four times as fast) but your brain doesn't, as the alcohol floods the brain it swells, and the membrane starts rubbing against your skull causing pain. Ouch ouch ouch.

Does that mean.. smaller brain, no pain? Ha.


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LolPerceptions

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Life is Good

" This is a real video from a French documentary about Africa. You won't understand a word, but the video's fun to watch.

There are trees that grow in Africa which, once a year, produce very juicy fruits that contain a large percentage of alcohol. Because there is a shortage of water, as soon as the fruits are ripe, animals come there to help protect themselves from the heat."

(credit to Linda)


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Prevention better than Cure

So, if a business cycle is indeed unavoidable sometime, the best security is... Prevention, always better than Cure!


Prevention. According to personal experience/knowledge, there are some common layman economy signals that you can watch for.. and hopefully start acting before you end up in the rut, be it resisting to buy that Dodge/Hummer, hanging onto your job with dear life etc.

1. If Oil doubled (or beyond) in price in the last 12 months or so - when filling the tank becomes increasing painful.

2. Every freakin' industry seems to be at capacity - remember the last time you called up your supplier and they said, "oh can't change your order, otherwise you may have to get in the que and wait another 6 months", WTH, and you feel like money is starting to become a commodity.

3. Even your stupid-pain-in-the-ass colleague managed to find a better paying job than you, big time!

4. Bank Interest is sky rocketing, even so, people are still borrowing away like no tomorrow and suddenly your home starts to look very expensive (ref. to point 2, as if money is becoming a commodity)

But as always. I believe in living diligently regardless, because you never know what may hit you tomorrow. 

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The Business Cycle


I do agree that we are truly in a recession right now, some would even call it a depression (ref to below for definitions). 


“A recession is when your neighbor loses his job; a depression is when you lose your job”

However, most people see the downturn being all doom and gloom - I disagree.

There's a reason for it. 
Everything goes through cycles (ref to Business Cycle Diagram) and it is sometimes necessary, because when an economy emerges from a recession/depression, prices will be readjusted, businesses will become leaner and meaner.. and the reality is that the weaker and the unprepared will disappear, while the strong ones survive and new one emerges. 

Almost like a cycle to ensure the continuity, progressiveness of life. Such is life isn't, I mean you certainly wouldn't want to go back to paying loads for internet and mobile phones? So why now?

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Marriage & Commitments

I once attended a wedding in which the pastor uttered some "words of wisdom", he said to remember the most important three words in their new journey, to always say,

1. I am sorry
2. Please forgive me
3. I love you.

I think other than myself, the crowd were dumfounded. Maybe it's the way he said it while slightly giggling.

I suppose the meaning behind any marriage or commitment is similar. The triumph and challenges will not stop there just because you think you made it - in this case putting a ring on someone you like. Supposedly he meant, it's only the beginning.

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Fantasy vs Reality



Final Fantasy Axolotl Water Enemy vs What's in my Fishtank.

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Once were Wall Street Warriors

... now commonly known as the greedy bankers with reputation tarnished by the recent financial meltdown.


Apparently it's not all over, because the CIA wants you

"LAID off from Wall Street? The CIA wants you - as long as you can pass a lie detector test and show that you are motivated by service to your country rather than your wallet." 


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Rich Scammer?


Anyone can be rich if they try really hard, but would you want to be rich being a scammer? 


The world wide web has now reached an enormous audience beyond imaginations - okay, I mean everyone's on it. So, do you know how much you'll make if you manage to trick each person to pay you $1? Endless possibility right.

To make it happen.

1. You need to appear genuine
2. You then ask for money

But people are not stupid, so you have to toy between Fear and Greed. Which is why most ads gone to lows of telling you something like the above like making loads of money (Fear to the minimum), all you have to pay is $1 for enrolling! Start making money now! (Only $1! Greed to the max!) 

However, I don't deny that you can make money from ads and posting links etc, genuine money, you just don't make that much that's all. And I am speaking in the vicinity of making around maybe 1 to a few cents per ad/link... Zzzz... But as for the scammer, 'Ker-Ching'!

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Anything's Spoilable

I used to tell people that if I have kids, I would chuck them down a ditch so they'll toughen up, if they won't make it, well.. that's tough too. 


In saying that, I have contradicted myself and spoilt my Axolotl pets to the core. 

1. They won't eat normal Axolotl food, or maybe it does taste crap who knows

2. Even if I tricked them to eat it, they will spat it out

3. They will also spat out anything else they don't feel like eating, even Axolotl tuckers that cost me a fortune that has all sort of goodies in them like meat, bloodworms, insects all blended in. yum.

4. I hand fed them

5. They're lazy, and fat.

Despite all that. I still love them.. 
Or maybe, that's the difference between when you have time vs when you don't have time.

But when I see people spoiling their only child, I usually suggest that they have a second one. (Hah, not so special anymore!)

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Time, Money, or Love

One day the dad comes home after work, tired, bit fed-up. So naturally blew his top off when the son asked how much the dad earns in an hour. The dad then grunted, "$50/hour, why?", son said, "there's something that I'd really wanted.. I just need another $25..". Anyway, saddened, the son went back to his room after that. 


The dad felt bad, feeling that he shouldn't have taken it out on the son just because his work day stinks, and really, he realised that he hasn't bought anything for the son for a very long time. 

So he went to his room, knocked and said, "sorry son.. just a bad day at work. Here, why don't you just take the $25 and buy something you like?". The son took the $25, lifted his pillow, counted the change and said, "perfect! And dad, can you come home early for dinner tomorrow?". The dad then got a bit impatient and asked why he needed the $25 when he already got money hidden away under his pillow! 

Said the son, "Dad, here's $50, can you come home early tomorrow so we can have dinner and spend time together?"

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Free Gym Advertising

I reckon any gyms should have gotten some free advertising today, "Tired of getting freezing air slapping in your face in addition to your flaps? Join The Gym Today!" (as the message hammer home and again in my head this morning)


It's so freezing cold today the ground has froze over, and I can hardly believe that I am still throwing myself out jogging in some mornings, AND we haven't even  hit the coldest months yet!!!

(Picture taken outside the house)

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Pheromones, Truth or Myth?

I walked pass a man this morning who obviously overdosed himself with cologne - I can literally smell him 3-5 metres away. It's nice, except I wouldn't want to get any closer.. A COLOGNE GONE WRONG!? 


Well.. Besides the point.

Pheromones can attract you tonnes of potential mates. Truth or Myth?

In human terms, we call it "chemistry", in the mighty animal terms, it's probably a bit more simple than that.. A domestic hog usually seduces a sow by blowing his pheromones-laden breath into her face, that is enough to drive her crazy and mate with him. Fascinating huh. 

Truth is. Some cologne have added pheromones in their formulas, especially in the old days. The point? To induce exactly that same effect. Don't believe me? Try Google it.

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The Big Spread is Coming!


Yes indeed. The best thing since vegemite.. comes.. vegemite + cream cheese!


So innovative (for something that hasn't been for a very, very long time, longer than I can remember anyway) that it hasn't even got a name yet!


The verdict is still out there whether if it's gonna fly, or flop.. 
Hard to say isn't.. it's like looking at the history in the making of..

Coke & Diet Coke
Butter & Margarine

Which all held significant niches in the market.

Anyway, heard of Coke Blak? Betcha haven't even got to try this Coke's version of Coke & Coffee before it went South, and then never to be seen again.

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Cones Tax

Apparently NZ has spend around $89M on traffic cones, why so freakin' many and to do what?!

Well, no one really cares until they found out that it's ALL PAID by tax money. 

So, $89M at $29 each. With a population of 4M, we almost get a cone each.

And since you've already paid for it, might as well amuse yourself with them while driving to work, better still, run them over, there's more than enough.

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Latest Obsession


Making bread, that's right, bread. Despite being able to easily obtain the perfect loaf for $1, I am obsessed, in perfecting my own bread. Almost an enact need to get back to the basics of some sort. 

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Where Moi Books!?


I'd like to think that I used to read a lot, except I can't find my old books anymore.. however I did stumble upon a formula book given by my engineering school ages, like agessss ago. 

But goodness, I remember being able to recall some of these formulas backwards and inside out, and even tell some answers without even punching the calculator at times. 

Good times good times. Now I can hardly recall what these numbers are for. Yacks.

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Scary Truth


Despite knowing that it's a recession, I am slowly coming into terms as to how unforgiving a recession is. 


In the sense that during the good times, the country which I worked have tax cuts 5 years in a row, entrepreneurs spawn like sprats never having to worry much about cashflows, and every other shares that you buy usually (unless you're stupid) goes in one direction be it small or large which is up!

In a recession like this, you can only try so much harder with so little return, in a way.. You'll be lucky not to screw-up big time!

Moral of a recession. Mistakes are largely unforgivable, otherwise.

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A Curious Winner

Anyone's been getting random calls lately that has the below sequence?


1) They make contact, and get just enough personal details like your name and number

2) They then ask you to watch some/one random channel which is broadcasted in Asia somewhere on a certain time

3) They then call you back AFTER the show and insisted that you won something, like in my experience.. once a new car, and second time USD 120,000.

Yep, just like that. As for the catch? It must be picked up somewhere at it's local source, from a country in Asia. 

So. On both occasions I have tried to find out what the catch is, and on both occasions they just go round and round and round trying to fetch more info from me. But I never got down to the bottom of it before my patience run thin.. 

I can only guess that they're conmen, which I don't care really, but I am intensely curious as to what strategy they're using. Like getting my bank account details so that money can be siphon out of South America somewhere? But how!

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Work Odometer

They said your work capacity/effectiveness is like an odometer sometime, too little you get depressed and unwanted, too much you get overloaded and every single addition like "can you pass the calculator please" becomes a task and oh-so-overwhelming! 


So, for your wellbeing, it's important that you're not under or overwhelmed, because the outcome is probably just as bad.

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Alcoholic Piss


That's right, for years people associate "getting piss" with drinking shesshh load of alcohol, especially beer, probably a term used by the less sophisticated. And guess what, it's about time that wine catches up and associate New Zealand's beloved wine aroma with sweaty passionfruit, asparagus (ever check your pee after having asparagus? try it) and CAT PEE. That's right, Cat Piss.

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Bl^%dy Consultants


One of my general managers who I respected a lot used to tell me that consultants are such a waste of time, because you're basically hiring someone to teach you how to read your own watch. Truth betold, in a way.. 

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Can't Defy Nature Baby!

One of my Axolotls is feeling rather frustrated today. I think he's basically... ready to mate. Nature's calling, and can't really defy nature unfortunately, except when you probably lost your freedom, in a fishtank or something..!




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Spanner in the Works

Today I went fishing, you know, fine day, high tide; it's just perfect! Except.. there were diving birds this morning, happily swimming around preying on my favourite catch - Sprats. Fun to watch, but they pretty much marked the end of my fishing trip. It's just bad place, bad time.


So instead I was chatting to this random guy who's worried about losing his job. I asked what he does, and he said printing. And I thought, of course.. who would print as many posters and buy as many magazines during a recession. Even Playboy magazine ran into cashflow issues last year and the world's been running into a huge inventory of everything from cars through to Vodkas. 

Which brings me to the question if anything is truly recession proof and sustainable.
Maybe, toothpaste? Bread & Butter? McDonalds even? 

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Everyone's a winner

Everyone's a winner, if you can live forever.


You know. Over time, I start to disagree that the turtle NOR the hare is the winner. One of them emerged as the winner, because there was a time limit and a finish line. Otherwise the hare could easily be the winner too. 

Time, is a huge ceiling on what is possible and achievable over this lifetime, even Walls street started from a few men and a small tent. And let's face it, any land or property that you buy now will be worth $zillions if you can live a thousand years (provided that no meteor is going to hit earth anytime soon). So why bother about a few % drop and rise here and there? At least your children will be rich beyond imagination!

But back to today.. most importantly start somewhere,

1) do something about it, there's no point if you don't give a toss about it,

2) was there and able to grab the opportunity when it opens and be realistic. You know, if you have short legs, you just have to admit it that you're not built for running,

3) able to defend that idea... like Robert Kiyosaki says, "it's not about making money, it's also being able to keep it". It's common, that lottery winners often go broke again in around 10 years time.

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Luck

What is Luck? Unfortunately matters a lot to people who gives a toss about it.


Let's face it. The same intelligent people, born in Somalia, and China, in the 20th century will never have the same fate, no matter how hard you try. 

Fate, is relative. Of course. 
Try stretch it then. 

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Such is life, is this life?

In order to graduate as an engineer, we have to work for a solid 800 hours, in an engineering related field. Great, there goes two summers, with or without income.


That summer I choose to work in Malaysia, and was lucky to land myself a job in one of the most reputable FMCG company in Kuala Lumpur.

It was only three months. But I've learnt many lessons about life. One of the most memorable..

There was a granny that I get to meet, I've seen her many times enough to know her for a bit. She's old, homelesss, and she especially love the sleeping space in front of this bank, because the floor seemed the most clean compared to all the other shops nearby. One of the most puzzling thing about her is that, there's always this white Eskimo dog next to her, following her wherever she goes. And although homeless, she never wanted anything from anyone passing by. 

One day, days before I was due back. I approached her, "granny...", her eyes full of distrust, she tried to avoid me, not even eye contact. I told her it's okay.. and gave her what at the time was enough money to buy a few meals. She never really trusted me. She took the money, and walked away, with the white Eskimo puppy following her closely. She brought me to tears.

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Won't Let Go by Sonia

I get to know Sonia through her cosy little performance arranged by a good friend of mine, ironically it was also my birthday that day, it's on the Sunday just over a year ago. I dragged someone with me, and she seriously resented me for it because she has a "no activity on Sundays" policy until she heard her sang. 


Sonia, an ordinary person, but passionate about what she does, and infectiously free spirited.


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Stretching Boundaries

There's an Asian saying that goes, "you can't look after another person if you can't even manage yourself, you can't look after a community if you can't even manage your family, and you can't look after a country if you can't even manage your community". 


Or so the saying goes.. it means, start from yourself. No one will save you if you can't save yourself.

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No, I am not winning.

I once have this manager years ago, who would stomp by my office from time to time, and the first thing he'll ask is, "are you winning?", with my jaw wide open.. I can only answer, "yes", or "maybe". I can't admit that am a "loser" can I? Well I won't. And If I say, "maybe", he'll come over, council me big time while I still have all the work to tend to, so most of the time I would just say, "YES".


It's been about 6 months since I quit my corporate job. Because I have a belief that it's worth trying to reach the sky, even once, it's worth living a dream even though many have retired without even trying.. life is worth re-discovering.

However. So far I have not achieved the many things that I set out to. A few baby steps forward, and big steps back. I have win some, in doing the many things that I haven't been able to do and try for years. I have lose some, certain people and things that matters to me, and most importantly confidence. 

Time in my life, when I am probably happy to admit defeat, openly reply that, "no, I am not winning", and definitely not today.

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This Day

Rain is drizzling through my window, the day prior, the land has froze in the cold weather, and many plants withered.. 


The very same day, I once again realized the many things that I am, that I may, or may not like. Words, torn through hearts like a bullet, and it just seemed all too late..

A friend of mine sends me pictures of her new born son whose smile beams like a light through the night, the very same day, a grandfather of a good friend of mine passed away... it all happened without anyone's consent. As if.. life must now go on, whether if we like it or not.

Time did not wait. People, seldom change.

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